Three Heroes Racing Against Lu Bu

Create a humorous ink wash illustration blending ancient and modern elements, titled 'Three Brothers Drag Racing Against Lu Bu':

Scene set at dusk, dramatic sky, generous white space;
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei racing in a red BMW sedan through an ancient battlefield—

Liu Bei driving with focused intensity;
Guan Yu casually grooming his magnificent beard;
Zhang Fei making rude gestures at their pursuer;

Lu Bu chasing on a vintage Harley, halberd raised, in full ancient armor.

Traditional ink wash style with modern comedic elements, red seal stamp included.